In an unforeseen turn of events, a young child's relationship with their father has taken a heartwarming twist. The catalyst? A chance discovery of a trove of "Yo Momma's So Fat" jokes that unexpectedly...
Hold onto your indifference, folks, because Sarah Smith, self-proclaimed visionary and t-shirt enthusiast, has just unleashed a line of tees adorned with what she optimistically calls "inspirational quotes." The global reaction? A resounding, "Meh."
Sarah's...
MINNEAPOLIS- As fans gear up for another football season, shadow looms tall over the NFL. The debate about concussion related injuries continues to plague the league. In fact, a recent report showed concussions rose to a six year high.
Now,...
WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the legislation. The impact on tax revenue and the intricacies of the supply chain are well detailed. However, one overlooked...
In a bizarre turn of events, a man discovered that an erection lasting a full three hours is not the joyous adventure he had anticipated. Contrary to popular belief, it seems that prolonged tumescence can lead to unexpected challenges...
In a quest to unravel the secrets of the bathroom universe, our intrepid explorers have stumbled upon a trove of urinal truths and bathroom etiquette...
Rule #1: More Than Three Taps and You're Playing with It. Yes, dear readers, it's...
For many people, public speaking is at the top of their most feared activities. To address these fears, it has long been recommended that the speaker imagine the audience naked. However, new evidence suggests this technique is leading to longer-term sexual dysfunction among young men.
For now, one researcher had...
BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail. The mountain crest trail took the woman on a winding 2.9 mile trip. At the top, she was offered an open view of the mountain below and the range in the distance.
“My jaw...
WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most amazingly witty thought. “I was just waiting in line at Chipotle when it came to me. I don’t remember a single thing about what I was thinking; just that...
PHILADELPHIA, PA- City officials and long-time citizens were overwhelmed with shock as Philadelphia completed a historically peaceful morning commute. “We knew winning the Superbowl was going to change this city, but to have fewer...
PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect Chinese on the phone. I was like Tommy, dude, you speak Mandarin?” said one...
North Pole - In a stunning display of holiday cheer gone awry, the elves were left fuming as Santa remained annoyingly jolly during a recent layoff announcement. As the news of downsizing hit the...
WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution and swap the order of the first and second amendments. This action would put...
WASHINGTON- For the first time in several years, scientists have announced a positive result of global warming. It seems the carbon levels in our atmosphere will soon become so...
SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours for the world’s largest retailer, during which time Alexa...
BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter air. However, she was shocked at what she discovered...
PORTLAND, OR- Parental norms continue to shift and the number of stay-at-home dads appears to be on the rise. However, one man’s interpretation of the job has others rethinking...
GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic lows and political dysfunction abound, some say our union...
PALO ALTO, CA- Tesla Motors announced what is arguably their boldest update for Model S owners – the “flatulent extractor” feature.
With the click of a button, an advanced set...
RENO, NV- It took Hubert Galltree three months to draw his masterpiece on an Etch A Sketch and only one day for it to be erased forever, along with a $2,000 payday. While in...
In a cosmic act of love gone terribly wrong, an infatuated man thought he was making a grand romantic gesture by naming an alien civilization's star after his beloved "Rhonda." Little did he know...
In a shocking turn of events, retail behemoth Amazon has made a hasty retreat from the US market, reportedly driven to the edge of madness after hearing the horrifying things people say using their...