Woman launches t-shirt shop with inspiring quotes; elsewhere, cricket chirps
Hold onto your indifference, folks, because Sarah Smith, self-proclaimed visionary and t-shirt enthusiast, has just unleashed a line of tees adorned with what she...
Man frustrated that only part of Matrix not coming true are the hot women in leather
In a curious twist of yearning, a group of passionate fans of "The Matrix" film series has voiced their collective frustration. These enthusiasts, primarily...
Geriatric senators use butterscotch candy to lure younger politicians
In a bid to infuse new blood into the political landscape, a group of senior senators, known colloquially as the "Geriatric Senators," has unveiled...
Cardiologist scratches head as primary care doctors warn exercise could lead to sprained ankles
In a bewildering twist of medical wisdom, cardiologists worldwide are left scratching their heads as primary care physicians sound the alarm: exercise might just...
Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky may be next
SARATOGA SPRINGS- It’s an autumn ritual, but the shedding of leaves this year is causing some people to fear. It appears a growing cohort...
Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance
CANTON, OH- Sally Fernandez always knew that her aging parents nest egg would become her inheritance when they passed along. What she didn’t realize...
