Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to stop drinking
GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This is contrary to many...
Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had small penis
BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter air. However, she was...
NFL to shine light back on spinal injuries as concussion debate rages on
MINNEAPOLIS- As fans gear up for another football season, shadow looms tall over the NFL. The debate about concussion related injuries continues to plague...
Turns out erection lasting only 3 hours isn’t great either
In a bizarre turn of events, a man discovered that an erection lasting a full three hours is not the joyous adventure he had...
More than three taps and you’re playing with it, plus other urinal truth
In a quest to unravel the secrets of the bathroom universe, our intrepid explorers have stumbled upon a trove of urinal truths and bathroom...
“Coffee f***ing rules!” proclaims wildly productive 9-year-old
In a shocking turn of events that has parents both amused and concerned, a precocious 9-year-old child recently stumbled upon the secret to unlocking...
