Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs
BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail. The mountain crest trail took the woman on a...
Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time
NEW YORK, NY- “Shocked… just completely stunned,” was the reaction from one woman from the Upper East Side as she looked at the Amtrak...
Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute
PHILADELPHIA, PA- City officials and long-time citizens were overwhelmed with shock as Philadelphia completed a historically peaceful morning commute. “We knew winning the Superbowl...
Elves frustrated that Santa jolly AF throughout layoff announcement
North Pole - In a stunning display of holiday cheer gone awry, the elves were left fuming as Santa remained annoyingly jolly during a...
In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)
CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has sparked a broader...
Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two-week Dora marathon
DENVER, CO- Tim and Jennifer Hamilton thought they were doing the right thing. After years of struggling to find ways to expose their son...
