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Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky may be next

SARATOGA SPRINGS- It’s an autumn ritual, but the shedding of leaves this year is causing some people to fear. It appears a growing cohort of skeptical individuals are interpreting...

Experts: expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH- Backing up claims made by several kindergarten children, scientist working at the National Weather Institute...

Penis shaped cloud sends Mike Pence running for cover

In a moment of cosmic irony, a penis-shaped cloud made an unexpected appearance, sending Mike Pence, the paragon...

Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail.  The mountain crest...

As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

WASHINGTON- For the first time in several years, scientists have announced a positive result of global warming. It...

Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

WHITEFISH, MT- She always knew he had a secret. So, it came as no surprise when this Doe returned early from a trip to...

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the legislation. The impact on...

“Paperless” companies leave employees confused and frustrated in bathroom

In a bid to save the planet, companies proudly declare themselves "paperless" but unknowingly create a bathroom conundrum that leaves employees feeling utterly bewildered...

Mylar balloon ensures world will enjoy your birthday for centuries to come

In a stroke of unparalleled self-importance, a revolutionary Mylar balloon has emerged to ensure that the world will forever bask in the glory of...