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Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

WILMINGTON- Working hard to address a rise in teen addiction and abuse of prescription drugs, scientists believe they have finally come up with an answer to curbing this trend....

Man frustrated that only part of Matrix not coming true are the hot women in leather

In a curious twist of yearning, a group of passionate fans of "The Matrix" film series has voiced...

Cardiologist scratches head as primary care doctors warn exercise could lead to sprained ankles

In a bewildering twist of medical wisdom, cardiologists worldwide are left scratching their heads as primary care physicians...

Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky may be next

SARATOGA SPRINGS- It’s an autumn ritual, but the shedding of leaves this year is causing some people to...

Experts: expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH- Backing up claims made by several kindergarten children, scientist working at the National Weather Institute...

Study: Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance

For many people, public speaking is at the top of their most feared activities. To address these fears, it has long been recommended that...

Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail.  The mountain crest trail took the woman on a...

In baffling display of ignorance, 64% adults believe ‘Star Wars’ historically accurate events

HOLLYWOOD, CA- In a surprising poll conducted over the weekend, we found that more than half of surveyed adults believe the “Star Wars” movies...

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the legislation. The impact on...

Alien civilization pissed after lovestruck man names their star after “Rhonda”

In a cosmic act of love gone terribly wrong, an infatuated man thought he was making a grand romantic gesture by naming an alien...