A local gym recently faced an exodus of members due to a rather peculiar problem. Apparently, one gentleman with a monumentally massive member had caused quite a stir in the changing room, leading gym management to take drastic action.
After numerous complaints about the man’s prodigious package, the gym had no choice but to ask him to forego their facilities for his costume changes. It seems that even the lockers, designed to hold gym essentials, were unable to accommodate his superheroic proportions.
The man, rumored to have a lower backache from lugging around his legendary endowment, expressed his disappointment at being asked to change at home. He argued that his colossal appendage was a natural gift that should be celebrated, not hidden away like an oversized kettlebell.
While the gym’s decision may have been a hard pill to swallow for the well-endowed individual, it seems they were simply trying to protect the delicate sensibilities of their less anatomically blessed patrons. No one wants to feel inadequate while changing next to a walking tripod.
So, to the man in question, we salute your astonishing attribute and suggest you invest in some custom-made spandex for your superhuman workouts. After all, it’s not every day that a local gym grapples with such a large member-related issue. And to the other gym-goers, may you find solace in the fact that your gym may be the only place where size doesn’t matter.
