In a world where morality is determined by bodily functions, society has officially decreed that sneezing makes you a terrible person. Yes, forget about murder, theft, or rudeness—sneezing is the true mark of evil.
Every time you release an innocent achoo, you unleash a barrage of germs that make even the most devilish criminals shudder in envy. Move aside, Lex Luthor and Joker; make room for the dreaded Sneezer.
The consequences are dire: friends abandon you, loved ones recoil in horror, and strangers glare with contempt. Your innocent sneeze is transformed into a weapon of mass destruction, capable of spreading chaos and discomfort far and wide.
It’s time to face the harsh reality that every sneeze confirms your place among the ranks of history’s most infamous villains. Your nose becomes your sinister accomplice, launching biological attacks on unsuspecting bystanders.
So, dear reader, beware the uncontrollable urge to sneeze. Embrace your newfound status as the ultimate antagonist. After all, why settle for being an ordinary person when you can wield the power of the sneeze and revel in your villainous glory?
