Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time
NEW YORK, NY- “Shocked… just completely stunned,” was the reaction from one woman from the Upper East Side as she looked at the Amtrak...
Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute
PHILADELPHIA, PA- City officials and long-time citizens were overwhelmed with shock as Philadelphia completed a historically peaceful morning commute. “We knew winning the Superbowl...
Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks fluent Mandarin
PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect Chinese on the phone....
Elves frustrated that Santa jolly AF throughout layoff announcement
North Pole - In a stunning display of holiday cheer gone awry, the elves were left fuming as Santa remained annoyingly jolly during a...
Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans
MANHATTAN, NY- The stock market has been on a roller coaster so far this year. Just yesterday, the Dow Jones industrial average lost over...
Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu
RENO, NV- It took Hubert Galltree three months to draw his masterpiece on an Etch A Sketch and only one day for it to...
