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Geriatric senators use butterscotch candy to lure younger politicians

In a bid to infuse new blood into the political landscape, a group of senior senators, known colloquially as the "Geriatric Senators," has unveiled a somewhat unconventional strategy: butterscotch...

Penis shaped cloud sends Mike Pence running for cover

In a moment of cosmic irony, a penis-shaped cloud made an unexpected appearance, sending Mike Pence, the paragon...

Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail.  The mountain crest...

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the...

As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

WASHINGTON- For the first time in several years, scientists have announced a positive result of global warming. It...

Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans

MANHATTAN, NY- The stock market has been on a roller coaster so far this year. Just yesterday, the Dow Jones industrial average lost over...

In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has sparked a broader...

“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

BOULDER, CO- For more than 80 years, American’s have misconstrued Franklin D. Roosevelt’s famous “we have nothing to fear but fear itself” as a...

Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic lows and political dysfunction...