Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions
SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours for the world’s largest...
Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder
GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic lows and political dysfunction...
“Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla
PALO ALTO, CA- Tesla Motors announced what is arguably their boldest update for Model S owners – the “flatulent extractor” feature.
With the click of...
Amazon exit US market after executives horrified by the things Alexa has heard
In a shocking turn of events, retail behemoth Amazon has made a hasty retreat from the US market, reportedly driven to the edge of...
Man watches helplessly as ex-girlfriend elopes with smart home
In a modern twist on heartbreak, a man found himself in the ultimate struggle as he watched his ex-girlfriend elope with none other than...
